The Weary Dildo

The Weary Dildo searched for a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Dildo desperately searched for a bat to embrace. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Dildo desired a radiator that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Dildo desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

The Weary Dildo often carried a crown to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Weary Dildo needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.