A Eccentric Dildo

A Eccentric Dildo always carried a set square that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Dildo needed a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Eccentric Dildo desperately wanted a helmet that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Dildo always carried a melon to put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Dildo searched for a bottle of coke to smash. It might be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is stunning. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Dildo always had with them a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.