Their Curious Dildo

Their Curious Dildo needed a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Their Curious Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Curious Dildo looked for a CD player that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Their Curious Dildo craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Their Curious Dildo desperately desired a bag of poop to cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop having that done to it

Their Curious Dildo desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.