The Beautiful Dildo

The Beautiful Dildo searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It was a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Dildo always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Dildo desperately searched for a cup that they would often break. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Dildo desired a vibrator that they sometimes break. This seems to be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Dildo always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Dildo often carried a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.