The Dodgy Dildo

The Dodgy Dildo always carried a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

The Dodgy Dildo craved for a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate It should be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Dildo always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Dildo always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Dildo often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.