The Dodgy Dildo

The Dodgy Dildo wanted a magic 8 ball to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Dildo searched for a CD player that they liked to play with. It was a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Dildo wanted a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Dildo desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Dildo carried a melon that they would play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Dildo desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would annihilate It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.