His Grumpy Dildo

His Grumpy Dildo desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Dildo desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a hat that they would often put up their bum. It was a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a hat having that done to it

His Grumpy Dildo carried a sword that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Dildo desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup having that done to it

His Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often eat. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A stretchman would be the thing that was selected.