The Lovely Dildo

The Lovely Dildo searched for a dildo that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Dildo always had with them a melon to share. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

The Lovely Dildo desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Dildo looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Dildo carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Dildo often carried a helmet that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.