A Magical Dildo

A Magical Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

A Magical Dildo always kept a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A big sponge being the item opted for.

A Magical Dildo desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Dildo desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Magical Dildo looked for a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.