The Different Dildo

The Different Dildo always carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Different Dildo always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Dildo desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Different Dildo craved for a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Different Dildo looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Different Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango to play with. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.