Dodgy Dildo

Dodgy Dildo desired a computer that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer of all things.

Dodgy Dildo searched for a teapot that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Dildo searched for a set of lego that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Dildo desperately desired a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Dildo had a little monkey that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Dildo carried a toilet brush that they would annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.