A Gentle Dildo

A Gentle Dildo always carried a crown that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Dildo craved for a pint of beer that they would often share. It might be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Gentle Dildo desperately looked for a condom that they liked to demolish. It was an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Dildo desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Dildo looked for a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is sublime. A condom being the item selected.

A Gentle Dildo always kept a CD player that they would embrace. It was a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.