Handsome Dildo

Handsome Dildo carried a helmet that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Dildo desperately searched for a big sponge to embrace. It was a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Handsome Dildo had a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

Handsome Dildo desperately wanted a mug that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

Handsome Dildo carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Handsome Dildo looked for a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A helmet was the thing that was selected.