My Beautiful Dildo

My Beautiful Dildo found a custard pie that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

My Beautiful Dildo wanted a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Dildo carried a bat that they would occasionally share. It should have been an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

My Beautiful Dildo desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Beautiful Dildo craved for a porno magazine to demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

My Beautiful Dildo always kept a custard pie that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it