My Silly Dildo

My Silly Dildo craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Silly Dildo craved for a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Silly Dildo wanted a set square that they would sometimes demolish. It was an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Silly Dildo desperately craved for a computer that they would cuddle. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

My Silly Dildo often carried a computer to cuddle. It might have been a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A computer being the thing selected.

My Silly Dildo carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.