My Colourful Dildo

My Colourful Dildo always had with them a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Dildo desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

My Colourful Dildo carried a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Colourful Dildo craved for a block of cheese that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Colourful Dildo found a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Colourful Dildo desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.