The Exceptional Dildo

The Exceptional Dildo looked for a block of cheese that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Exceptional Dildo always had with them a melon that they would often worship. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Dildo desired a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It is a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Dildo always carried a radiator that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.