Confused Dildo

Confused Dildo craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Confused Dildo desperately wanted a set of lego to smash. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Confused Dildo searched for a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderous. A pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Confused Dildo always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Dildo desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Dildo searched for a sword that they would occasionally worship. It would be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.