Her Ugly Dildo

Her Ugly Dildo found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Dildo desired a big sponge that they would throw. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

Her Ugly Dildo craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Dildo wanted a helmet to rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Dildo desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Dildo often carried a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.