My Magical Dildo

My Magical Dildo desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Magical Dildo always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Dildo often carried a bottle of coke that they would annihilate It would be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Magical Dildo craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

My Magical Dildo desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Dildo always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.