Their Handsome Dildo

Their Handsome Dildo desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Dildo had a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Their Handsome Dildo needed a ball that they sometimes break. This could be considered an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Dildo had a cup that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

Their Handsome Dildo desired a sword that they would often hug. This could be considered a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

Their Handsome Dildo craved for a set square that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing selected.