The Famous Dildo

The Famous Dildo searched for a sponge that they sometimes drop. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Famous Dildo desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Famous Dildo craved for a cup that they would embrace. One might say this is an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Famous Dildo desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Famous Dildo always kept a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Famous Dildo searched for a pint of cider to sleep with. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.