The Exciting Dildo

The Exciting Dildo desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Dildo looked for a sponge that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Exciting Dildo always kept a vibrator to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Dildo always had with them a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Dildo often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Exciting Dildo always kept a stapler to break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.