The Crazy Dildo

The Crazy Dildo always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Dildo desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderful. A hat was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Dildo looked for a set square that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Dildo always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Dildo desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.