Her Horny Dildo

Her Horny Dildo needed a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Horny Dildo often carried a teapot that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

Her Horny Dildo desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Her Horny Dildo desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Dildo desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Horny Dildo carried a spade that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.