Their Dodgy Dildo

Their Dodgy Dildo had a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Dildo always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Dildo desired a cup that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Dodgy Dildo had a mug that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Dildo had a cup that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Dildo always carried a crown that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.