Ugly Dildo

Ugly Dildo wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Dildo often carried a dildo that they liked to demolish. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Ugly Dildo desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes worship. It would have been a different action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Ugly Dildo always carried a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Dildo always carried a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

Ugly Dildo wanted a crown to play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.