His Gentle Dildo

His Gentle Dildo had a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

His Gentle Dildo desperately desired a spade to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A spade having that done to it

His Gentle Dildo had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Gentle Dildo desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Gentle Dildo desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Gentle Dildo desperately wanted a little monkey to put up their bum. It should be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.