A Dodgy Dildo

A Dodgy Dildo always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be spectacular. A lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Dildo carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Dodgy Dildo always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It might be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Dildo owned a cup that they would drop. This seems a curious idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a helmet to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.