The Naughty Dildo

The Naughty Dildo desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Dildo desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A computer is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Dildo desperately desired a vibrator to experiment on. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was fun. A vibrator of all things.

The Naughty Dildo desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Dildo desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to break. It was a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Dildo needed a ball that they would often experiment on. It should be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball being the chosen item.