Their Cheerful Dildo

Their Cheerful Dildo searched for a toilet brush to demolish. It might be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Their Cheerful Dildo always had with them a spade that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A spade being the chosen item.

Their Cheerful Dildo desperately needed a pint of beer that they would play with. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Dildo desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Dildo needed a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

Their Cheerful Dildo desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often share. It was a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.