A Troubled Dildo

A Troubled Dildo found a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Troubled Dildo carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was fun. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Dildo often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Dildo always kept a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bat of all things.

A Troubled Dildo always kept a sword that they would put down their trousers. It might be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

A Troubled Dildo looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a different thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.