Magical Dildo

Magical Dildo always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Magical Dildo desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Magical Dildo looked for a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Magical Dildo desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

Magical Dildo desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Magical Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand to annihilate This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.