The Famous Dildo

The Famous Dildo desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Dildo always carried a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Dildo always had with them a bag of poop that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Famous Dildo desperately desired a mug that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Dildo always kept a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Famous Dildo often carried a tomato that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.