His Crazy Dildo

His Crazy Dildo craved for a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was wonderous. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Dildo searched for a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. It would be an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

His Crazy Dildo wanted a wig that they sometimes cuddle. This seems an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

His Crazy Dildo owned a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Dildo desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Dildo always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.