His Colourful Dildo

His Colourful Dildo wanted a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Dildo craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was amazing. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Colourful Dildo craved for a cucumber that they would often eat. It would be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Dildo desperately desired a painting of a melon to cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Dildo always kept a pen that they would often embrace. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Dildo desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.