Their Foolish Dildo

Their Foolish Dildo carried a set of lego that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Dildo desired a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It was an original idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Their Foolish Dildo always kept a ball to rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Dildo always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Their Foolish Dildo desperately needed a spade to put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

Their Foolish Dildo desperately desired a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.