Little Dildo

Little Dildo searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Little Dildo always had with them a computer that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been an original activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

Little Dildo desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to smash. It should be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Little Dildo searched for a spade to drop. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Little Dildo craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Little Dildo wanted a dildo that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.