The Eccentric Dildo

The Eccentric Dildo desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Dildo desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Dildo carried a porno magazine to embrace. It was an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dildo looked for a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Eccentric Dildo desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Dildo needed a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.