The Special Dildo

The Special Dildo desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It was a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Special Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Dildo found a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Dildo desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

The Special Dildo wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Special Dildo always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.