A Ugly Dildo

A Ugly Dildo often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Ugly Dildo desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It should be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Dildo needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Dildo searched for a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Dildo found a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Dildo always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.