A Jolly Dildo

A Jolly Dildo often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Jolly Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It should have been an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was epic. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Dildo always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Dildo carried a big sponge that they liked to throw. This seems to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Jolly Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer to smash. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Jolly Dildo desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A cucumber was the chosen thing.