Determined Dildo

Determined Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Determined Dildo wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It was an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Determined Dildo looked for a cup that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

Determined Dildo desired a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

Determined Dildo desperately needed a set square that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.

Determined Dildo always had with them a condom that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.