The Determined Dildo

The Determined Dildo carried a set square that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dildo craved for a sponge to worship. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A sponge being the chosen thing.

The Determined Dildo found a tomato that they would occasionally share. It was a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Determined Dildo wanted a cucumber to demolish. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Determined Dildo desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

The Determined Dildo always kept a can of coke that they would embrace. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A can of coke being the thing opted for.