The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo carried a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Dildo owned a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo found a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It was a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Dildo desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo often carried a cheese grater that they would hug. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.