Her Troubled Dildo

Her Troubled Dildo had a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Troubled Dildo desperately craved for a big sponge to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Her Troubled Dildo desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Troubled Dildo always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes share. It was a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

Her Troubled Dildo needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Dildo owned a painting of a melon to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.