The Different Dildo

The Different Dildo desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Different Dildo carried a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Dildo had a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Different Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It might be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Dildo often carried a pint of beer to worship. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Different Dildo craved for a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.