The Adorable Dildo

The Adorable Dildo looked for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo looked for a radiator that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo had a ball that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to select.

The Adorable Dildo carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Dildo owned a vibrator to put down their trousers. It was an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.