A Lovely Dildo

A Lovely Dildo always carried a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Dildo always kept a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Dildo desperately needed a pen to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Lovely Dildo carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Lovely Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge to put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Lovely Dildo looked for a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.