The Yellow Dildo

The Yellow Dildo often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Dildo found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Yellow Dildo always carried a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Dildo always had with them a can of coke that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Dildo looked for a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Dildo always had with them a condom that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.